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Want to congratulate someone for getting knocked up? Any of these hilarious greeting cards are perfect for sending celebratory wishes for being pregnant.   What most singles or those with five kids are thinking. (From Benchpressed) Being pregnant is a great way to meet new people. (Calypso Cards)[…]

Top 10 Funniest Pregnancy Cards


Y’all just gotta luv these 7 hilarious southern states! Florida: A Florida senior citizen drove his brand new Corvette convertible out of the dealership. Taking off down the road, he pushed it to 80 mph, enjoying the wind blowing through what little hair he had left. “Amazing” he thought as[…]

Y’all Wanna Southern Laugh?


#1. Have lunch with Kim Jong-un. #2. High-five an ebola patient. #3. Fly on Malaysia Airlines. #4. Vacation in Syria and Iraq. #5. Take the ice bucket challenge naked. #6. Break the Internet. #7. Climb Mt. Everest in a blizzard. #8. Post a cat video on YouTube. #9. Make love[…]

10 Stupid New Year’s Resolutions


Here are nine fun facts of life to ponder: Fact #9 – Death is the number-one killer in the world. Fact #8 – Life is sexually transmitted. Fact #7 – Good health is merely the slowest possible rate at which one can die. Fact #6 – Men have two emotions:[…]

Nine Fun Facts of Life


Morty visits Dr. Saul, the veterinarian, and says, “My dog has a problem.” Dr. Saul says, “So, tell me about the dog and the problem.” “It’s a Jewish dog. His name is Seth and he can talk,” says Morty. “He can talk?” the doubting doctor asks. “Watch this!” Morty points[…]

How to Raise a Jewish Dog

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Like the men they are attached to, penises come in all shapes, sizes, colors and dispositions. Some Porridge Guns are too hot, while others are too cold; some are happy, grumpy, sleepy or bashful. In the world of Goldicocks and the Seven Dwarves of Dicks, here are the top 10[…]

10 Panic-Producing Penis Problems