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Y’all just gotta luv these 7 hilarious southern states! Florida: A Florida senior citizen drove his brand new Corvette convertible out of the dealership. Taking off down the road, he pushed it to 80 mph, enjoying the wind blowing through what little hair he had left. “Amazing” he thought as[…]
#1. Have lunch with Kim Jong-un. #2. High-five an ebola patient. #3. Fly on Malaysia Airlines. #4. Vacation in Syria and Iraq. #5. Take the ice bucket challenge naked. #6. Break the Internet. #7. Climb Mt. Everest in a blizzard. #8. Post a cat video on YouTube. #9. Make love[…]
Here are nine fun facts of life to ponder: Fact #9 – Death is the number-one killer in the world. Fact #8 – Life is sexually transmitted. Fact #7 – Good health is merely the slowest possible rate at which one can die. Fact #6 – Men have two emotions:[…]
Morty visits Dr. Saul, the veterinarian, and says, “My dog has a problem.” Dr. Saul says, “So, tell me about the dog and the problem.” “It’s a Jewish dog. His name is Seth and he can talk,” says Morty. “He can talk?” the doubting doctor asks. “Watch this!” Morty points[…]
Like the men they are attached to, penises come in all shapes, sizes, colors and dispositions. Some Porridge Guns are too hot, while others are too cold; some are happy, grumpy, sleepy or bashful. In the world of Goldicocks and the Seven Dwarves of Dicks, here are the top 10[…]
Holidays are holidays, but birthdays are much more personal because they uniquely belong to the people born on each particular day. Funny Happy Birthday cards are always a great way to help your relative, friend or loved one have a very special day. So, what are the elements necessary for[…]
While most couples find that their spouses make them better people, we all know couples that embody the opposite: for whatever reason, two unlikeable, obnoxious, or just plain unpleasant people find themselves drawn together and amplify one another’s lack of charm. That being said, social obligations are what they are[…]
Steaks, tacos, shrimp cocktails, pizza and bloody marys are all great food items that can be spiced up with a little sriracha sauce added and actually end up tasting better. However, while some may say that anything tastes better with sriracha on it, there are some foods that should never[…]