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Here are nine fun facts of life to ponder: Fact #9 – Death is the number-one killer in the world. Fact #8 – Life is sexually transmitted. Fact #7 – Good health is merely the slowest possible rate at which one can die. Fact #6 – Men have two emotions:[…]

Nine Fun Facts of Life

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Morty visits Dr. Saul, the veterinarian, and says, “My dog has a problem.” Dr. Saul says, “So, tell me about the dog and the problem.” “It’s a Jewish dog. His name is Seth and he can talk,” says Morty. “He can talk?” the doubting doctor asks. “Watch this!” Morty points[…]

How to Raise a Jewish Dog

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Like the men they are attached to, penises come in all shapes, sizes, colors and dispositions. Some Porridge Guns are too hot, while others are too cold; some are happy, grumpy, sleepy or bashful. In the world of Goldicocks and the Seven Dwarves of Dicks, here are the top 10[…]

10 Panic-Producing Penis Problems