Here are nine fun facts of life to ponder:
Fact #9 – Death is the number-one killer in the world.
Fact #8 – Life is sexually transmitted.
Fact #7 – Good health is merely the slowest possible rate at which one can die.
Fact #6 – Men have two emotions: hungry and horny, and they can’t tell them apart. Ladies, if you see a gleam in his eyes, make him a sandwich.
Fact #5 – Give a person a fish and you feed them for a day. Teach a person to use the internet and they won’t bother you for weeks, months … maybe years.
Fact #4 – Health nuts are going to feel stupid someday, lying in the hospital, dying of nothing.
Fact #3 – All of us could take a lesson from the weather. It pays no attention to criticism.
Fact #2 – In the ’60s, people took acid to make the world weird. Now the world is weird, and people take Prozac to make it normal.
Fact #1 – Life is like a jar of jalapeno peppers. What you do today might burn your ass tomorrow.