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The train was quite crowded, and a U. S. Marine walked the entire length looking for a seat. There seemed to be one next to a well-dressed, middle-aged, French woman, but when he got there, he saw it was taken by the woman’s poodle. The war-weary Marine asked, “Ma’am, may[…]

THE WRONG BITCH

Only in America …do drugstores make the sick walk all the way to the back of the store to get their prescriptions while healthy people can buy cigarettes at the front. ________________________________________ Only in America …do people order double cheeseburgers, large fries, and a diet coke. ________________________________________ Only in America[…]

Only In America…

Here at NobleWorksCards.com, we love a good holiday. And Halloween? Halloween is a great holiday. So we really, really, super love it. The way you loved that first sip of Pabst Blue Ribbon that you snuck when your Dad finally passed out. The way you loved your first cat, before[…]

Halloween Is Coming!

The latest right-wing activist group to emerge thinks they have what it takes to be the last. As one of the founders of the new “Righters,” John Snickers of Brownsville, Texas says, “We encompass all of the points these various groups of heroes espouse: the Birthers, who question Obama’s nationality,[…]

“Birthers” have been sprouting up like weeds within the “Tea Party” movement. This one could be the ultimate culmination of this trend.

Two condoms walking past a gay bar. One turns to the other and says “Wanna go get shit faced?” Bookmark on Delicious Digg this post Recommend on Facebook share via Reddit Share with Stumblers Tweet about it Subscribe to the comments on this post

Two Condoms

Wife:            Honey, the car won’t run; it has water in the carburetor. Husband:  How do you know, and beside where is the car anyway? Wife:           In the river…. Bookmark on Delicious Digg this post Recommend on Facebook share via Reddit Share with Stumblers Tweet about it Subscribe to the comments on[…]

Carburetor

Welcome to the NobleWorksCards.com Blog! My name is Ron Kanfi, and you might know me for my status as I am, well…a pretty big deal. I know what you’re thinking – “They let you guys have a blog? You’re just going to write crazy things and post pictures of your[…]

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